Lets see if i can tell it right.
This little girl got a new bicycle for Christmas and she was outside riding it around on the sidewalks.
Up rides a cop on a horse and he asked the little girl "Where did you get the bicycle?"the little girl replied"I asked Santa Claus for a new bicycle for Christmas ,and he left it under the Christmas tree why do you ask?"
The cop said"i noticed you don't have a reflector on the back of your new bicycle,next time could you ask Santa Claus to put a reflector on the back of your bicycle"
The little girl replied"i sure will"Then the little girl asked the cop"hey sir,where did you get the horse?"
The cop replied"i got it from Santa Claus"Why do you ask?
The little girl said"next time you ask Santa Claus for a new horse tell him the dick goes underneath the horse and not on top"
1 comment:
Ha ha! That little girl is going to be on Santa's naughty list.
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